The Miker phase is a theory that each and every female on the planet is in love, has been in love or will be in love with a "Mike" at some point in their life.

Hey, see Cheryl over there? She wants me, she's in the Miker phase big time!

Miker phase by Miker94 August 29, 2009

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no-miker

A video console (Playstation 2, Xbox) player that, when playing online, does not use a headset to communicate with other players.

I can't communicate with my teammate because he's a no-miker.

no-miker by theamazinggay July 1, 2006

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Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

Jersey Miker by Ste-eve November 6, 2013

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cheese-miker

someone named Mike who has way too much cheese stored in their Car

Wow, Mike! You're such a cheese-miker!

cheese-miker by ballsackcheese900 December 9, 2021

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Buck'n Miker

someone who decides to run away with a 12 and 14 year old..

buck mike april and miranda ran away from Goff and was fucked wen dey got der asses caught de cops was called in on a Buck'n Miker

Buck'n Miker by Sam (AKA) dsl October 16, 2008

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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