A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.
Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."
by Ste-eve November 6, 2013