When you
slip your freezing cold hands between your ass
cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass
Microwave'.
Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some
money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man,
sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.