mikerowave 

The act of severly over nuking your food.

Boy, you really mikerowaved that bagel. It's too hot to even touch it.

mikerowave by Groundskeeper Willy March 6, 2024

Mikerowave 

The act of severly over nuking your food. Turns to rubber and is so hot you can't touch it or eat it.

Boy, you Mikerowaved the shit out of that hot pocket.

Mikerowave by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

Mikerowave 

The act of severly over nuking your food till it turns to rubber and is too hot to touch or eat.

Boy, You Mikerowaved the shit out of that Hot Pocket.

Mikerowave by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

Mikerowave 

When Mike T. microwaves food and has no clue what he's doing and over does it every time. It turns to rubber , is too hot to touch and is basically inedible.

Boy, you Mikerowaved the shit out of that Hot Pocket.

Mikerowave by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

microwave the hot dog by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

Ass Microwave 

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

Ass Microwave by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015