miken

Prounounced: my-kin
Noun.

A girl who's irritating & fake; a shoulder surfer.

Girl #1: Omg, can you believe Jane came to sit with us at our lunch table?

Girl #2: I know! She's such a miken!!!

by 808skate March 09, 2007

Miken

A dumbass who will steal your God damn rubber snakes

Guy: "hey look at these rubber sna-"
Miken: *takes snakes*
Guy: "CURSE YOU MIKEN!"

by Soviet commander November 16, 2019

Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 22, 2016

Miken Recoil

An awesome weapon for softball. Unlike lacrosse where they use butterfly nets.

The Miken recoil has a tremendous trampoline effect there is no mistaking it for a butterfly net

by daywalkz September 11, 2015