commonly know as the
german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought
dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all
german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)
omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche
bag
ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next thing you know you'll be
masturbating twice a
night.