commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican
girls with
father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german
soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)
omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche
bag
ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next
thing you know you'll be
masturbating twice a night.