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a dude with a choking kink that loves cheese

faseos that is high alot and has a serious alcohol addiction.
mikeg, hate me love me but i don't give a damn
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"toulaxiston thaxeis na les sta paidia sou oti dokimasa moikana sth zwh mou paidia, mastourona, kapniza, em ekana narkwtika, em dokimasa kai moikana, mhn akoloutisete auto to lifestyle. " ( mike g life)
mikeg by mgmg69 June 6, 2023

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.
" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"
Mike Loved by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.
Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021

Mike Love 

1. A portion of something that ruins the whole that it is a part of; especially after an initial period of apparent harmony.

2. A person who suffers from avarice, jealousy and megalomania simultaneously.
1. The reasons for the fall of the Roman Empire are numerous, but one of the most significant factors was the internal conflict between its elite during Late Antiquity. You could say they were the Mike Love of the Empire.

2. Paris Hilton is the Mike Love of the 21st century.
Mike Love by greenlectern May 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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