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When one is cornered (hijacked) by one's mother and bombarded with questions or unwanted observations.

This can be a noun or a verb (ie. one can mijack or be mijack but also one may experience a mijack).
"Man! I got mijacked so hard last night."

"That was a serious mijack."
mijack by Robin Gallagher May 23, 2007
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McJackAss 

A Term Used To Poke Fun At The YouTube Channel “McJackAck”
“You’re A Fan Of McJackAck?” “More Like McJackAss!” “Why You Into That?”
McJackAss by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023
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Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.
That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.
Mojack by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007
Micky Dolenz's (of the Monkees) title for an episode directed/co-written by himself. Contains the first syllables of his family members: Micky, Janelle, Coco and George.
The Monkees Season Two, Episode No. 58: Mijacogeo (The Frodis Caper)
mijacogeo by Kari July 28, 2004

wacko mcjacko 

When someone is acting worse than crazy, they are out of their damn minds!
She thinks she can steal my man? She is wacko mcjacko!
wacko mcjacko by Zcookingmama January 14, 2021
I had this really awesome song on my page, which I loved until Karen myjacked it. Now no one will know which one of us found it first. What a douche!

MyJacking
myjacking by Urban Jed October 24, 2007

mijacked 

To be unexpectedly cornered and interrogated by one's mother about every detail of one's personal life.
As Sarah exited the bathroom, she was mijacked and forced to disclose her bawdy evening plans.
mijacked by dr. unk December 26, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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