Skip to main content
a large bellend that is grossly oversized. normally due to an excess of smegma causing horrific disease that swells the end of your cockrel
i need some ointment for my mcjack
Mcjack by teh muxster August 22, 2006
Words you can keep

McJackAss 

A Term Used To Poke Fun At The YouTube Channel “McJackAck”
“You’re A Fan Of McJackAck?” “More Like McJackAss!” “Why You Into That?”
McJackAss by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023
Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.
That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.
Mojack by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007

wacko mcjacko 

When someone is acting worse than crazy, they are out of their damn minds!
She thinks she can steal my man? She is wacko mcjacko!
wacko mcjacko by Zcookingmama January 14, 2021

wacky mcnacky

n. something crazy, weird, out of the ordinary, interesting, wicked cool, strangly awesome

adj. the appropiate discriptive response to a crazy, irregular, nifty cool, etc, action

v. to be crazy, wacky, hillarious, etc
that jackass is wacky mcnacky.
did u see that happen, it was wacky mcnacky
i dont know what was his major malfunction was but he was acting all wacky mcnacky today,
wacky mcnacky by snail February 10, 2004

McKackle 

sorry Mckackle isn't a real word but iv decided it to mean a FlatBread sandwich
Hand me a McKackle
McKackle by Shmumpet June 16, 2020
Stealing a friend's song on MySpace.
I had this really awesome song on my page, which I loved until Karen myjacked it. Now no one will know which one of us found it first. What a douche!

MyJacking
myjacking by Urban Jed October 24, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next