miglie: acronym = Minute Indescribable Grains Littering Inside Everywhere

Unlike dust that float then settles in fine layers a miglie is a slightly larger particle but still small enough to engrain into a carpet, rug or clothing.

One characteristic of a miglie would be that they slightly jump almost lifelike if you run your fingers through the carpet, rug or clothing fibres.

When did you hoover this room last? The miglies are beginning to multiply & are getting bigger.

Brush your jacket/jumper you've got miglies all over you.

miglie by Glowatts April 3, 2017

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great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

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migraine farmer

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

migraine farmer by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

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fartation migration

To leave the area after you fart.

After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

fartation migration by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

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