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A term that Howard Beach native, Gabriella Monte coined back in February of 2022, where instead of asking for mittens to retrieve a hot dish from the oven, she shockingly asked for "miffens..." This triggered a lightbulb for the beautiful yet confused young girl, prompting her to commercialize the creation of these fashionable gloves; meant to be utilized within the confines of a chef's kitchen.
"Holy guacamole girl...you've got some set of miffens on you..."

"Lenny Castro?...it can't really be you.. holy mother of miffens!"

"Come play with my miffens daddy!..."
miffens by D Money Baby July 11, 2022
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I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.
Miffins by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018
Rare and endangered male who lives in a very frigid climate and likes to wear Peter Pan costumes on occasion... lol

Has a great variety of Peter Pan costumes available,
but mostly keeps them in hiding, for fear of someone kicking his "Peter Pan Ass."
"Miffers, I'm going to kick your Peter Pan Ass !"
Miffers by annonymous February 9, 2004

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.
FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)
milfenstein by Jamie H January 12, 2005

tangoly muffens

yo i like these overrated tangoly muffens!
tangoly muffens by BottomDop February 20, 2022

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck
milfenstein by Jamie H June 11, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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