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Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.

Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!

Miffens by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010

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miffens

A term that Howard Beach native, Gabriella Monte coined back in February of 2022, where instead of asking for mittens to retrieve a hot dish from the oven, she shockingly asked for "miffens..." This triggered a lightbulb for the beautiful yet confused young girl, prompting her to commercialize the creation of these fashionable gloves; meant to be utilized within the confines of a chef's kitchen.

"Holy guacamole girl...you've got some set of miffens on you..."

"Lenny Castro?...it can't really be you.. holy mother of miffens!"

"Come play with my miffens daddy!..."

miffens by D Money Baby July 11, 2022

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Miffins

Useless Shoes or slippers

I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.

Miffins by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018

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Miffers

Rare and endangered male who lives in a very frigid climate and likes to wear Peter Pan costumes on occasion... lol

Has a great variety of Peter Pan costumes available,
but mostly keeps them in hiding, for fear of someone kicking his "Peter Pan Ass."

"Miffers, I'm going to kick your Peter Pan Ass !"

Miffers by annonymous February 9, 2004

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milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.

FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)

milfenstein by Jamie H January 12, 2005

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tangoly muffens

mango flavored muffins

yo i like these overrated tangoly muffens!

tangoly muffens by BottomDop February 20, 2022

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milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck

Joe or michaels mum

milfenstein by Jamie H June 11, 2003

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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