miffen

the huge shit that rezides in ur colin.

i need to take a miffen...on the chair

by bandaid August 8, 2003

Miffed

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

miffunderstanding

a situation in which a misunderstanding leads to one or all parties involved becoming "miffed".

It was all one big miffunderstanding.

by Mow watte October 9, 2008

miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

Miffner

A person who sucks the discharge out of a prostitute's vagina with a straw.

Jessie loved the prostitutes and was a huge miffner.
The people from Bracebridge love to call each other miffners cause that is their pass time.

by annonemy January 12, 2010

Miffer

Cunning subterfuge for the pejorative N-word. Replaces the "n" and the two "g's" with the letters that immediately precede each in the alphabet: the "m" and two "f's".

Only a miffer should be wearing his pants below his ass.

by Rain Atwest October 22, 2011

moffended

"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.

1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.

Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.

2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!

Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!

by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010