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A person who sucks the discharge out of a prostitute's vagina with a straw.
Jessie loved the prostitutes and was a huge miffner.
The people from Bracebridge love to call each other miffners cause that is their pass time.
Miffner by annonemy January 12, 2010
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Cunning subterfuge for the pejorative N-word. Replaces the "n" and the two "g's" with the letters that immediately precede each in the alphabet: the "m" and two "f's".
Only a miffer should be wearing his pants below his ass.
Miffer by Rain Atwest October 22, 2011
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miffer-esque(noun); channeling your inner mike mcadam, by wearing guy-liner, and trying to be emo, just because of your girlfriend.
"i think i might wear eyeliner tomorrow"

"dude, thats totally miffer-esque."
miffer by hfhhf January 10, 2009
When you hear a hilarious story that end into a nasty ending, you use miffer.
1-One day I got da flu ... and I vomit in the yard.

2-Really?

3-yep, and then I cleaned it with my shirt.

4-miffer :P
miffer by bickerbad May 12, 2009
Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.
Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?
miffler by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

miffering 

Miffering, the act of being miffered
Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.
miffering by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013
When you fuck a girl in the ass and followed by the fucking in the ass you place thy dick into mouth of girl recently just fucked and brush her teeth with the cock.
Did ashton bryce and jake all just meffner that girl?!?!
Meffner by cheyenne sills May 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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