midgelation 

in statistics if one wanted to know what the general midget population of a city, state, or country was; it would be known as the “midgelation” of the area.

STEEZY - “what’s the general midgelation of Wyoming?”

midgelation by stxxzuschrist May 6, 2022

Misrelationship 

When one starts dating one of the opposite sex, and finds out that her friends are much, much hotter, and suddenly wants to be with the friends.

Dude, me and Rachel totally aren't going to work, her friends are so much hotter and way more slutty than her, and now I'm in the misrelationship and it sucks.

Misrelationship by Tyler Jed August 19, 2008

milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.

Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"

milfelation by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

Mangelation 

When a physical object has been mangled by another object or being.

An oil rig pipe exploded, and a man’s leg and buttocks got ripped off, thus resulting mangelation

Mangelation by jambolux February 22, 2024

Mingeflation 

When the girls are so bad in your area or school that you have to lower your standards such that a 7 is considered a 10.

"Bro I can't breathe, I just saw a 10"
"Wait an actual 10, or an ICSM 10"
"An ICSM 10, mingeflation hits so hard here you'll never see a real 10"

Mingeflation by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024