he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn't want to say anything but he had to complain when Chilly middis got really bad: suck my balls, too, or take a seat on my dick your pussy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much

Chilly middis by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Related Words

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Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

Midiocrity by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

middies

A grade of marijuana higher than a normal commercial, while still is a type of commercial weed. However, is a step above normal weed; a step below kind bud. Hence the name "middies", as it is in the middle of normal and very good.

This type of bud is normally very dank and not compressed, such as normal commercial.

This isn't the same commercial that I normally get, this time I got some middies.

middies by Bud Greene January 18, 2004

Middies

A name of the sports team from Middletown Ohio, Commonly associated with the Middletown City School District (MCSD)

Go Middies

Middies by FF2007 Vyonder December 27, 2022

midgiot

See Ja Rule

Hey is that the midgiot from Murder Inc. ?

midgiot by SomeMidgetNamedJaRule October 9, 2003

middie

A bellybutton that isn't an innie or an outie. Its just chillin.

Its not an outie asshole! Its a middie.

middie by Johnnnnny S August 25, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026