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Chilly middis 

when his balls get cold outside during blowjob

only a problem in middle school or high school with small balls
he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn't want to say anything but he had to complain when Chilly middis got really bad: suck my balls, too, or take a seat on my dick your pussy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much
Chilly middis by margrette sees January 18, 2013
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Midiocrity 

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.
The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.
Midiocrity by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020
A grade of marijuana higher than a normal commercial, while still is a type of commercial weed. However, is a step above normal weed; a step below kind bud. Hence the name "middies", as it is in the middle of normal and very good.

This type of bud is normally very dank and not compressed, such as normal commercial.
This isn't the same commercial that I normally get, this time I got some middies.
middies by Bud Greene January 18, 2004
A name of the sports team from Middletown Ohio, Commonly associated with the Middletown City School District (MCSD)
Go Middies
Middies by FF2007 Vyonder December 27, 2022
Hey is that the midgiot from Murder Inc. ?
midgiot by SomeMidgetNamedJaRule October 9, 2003
A bellybutton that isn't an innie or an outie. Its just chillin.
Its not an outie asshole! Its a middie.
middie by Johnnnnny S August 25, 2008