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middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.
"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."
middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013
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middled it 

Hitting an object in the center with an anvil from a hight.
Mate, you have completely middled it
middled it by lukarr November 5, 2017
A bellybutton that isn't an innie or an outie. Its just chillin.
Its not an outie asshole! Its a middie.
middie by Johnnnnny S August 25, 2008
When you have sexual intercourse or take part in sexual intimacy with three midgets in one sitting.
“Yooo dude. I just got midded last night. I had one dwarf round my neck and the other two on my shaft and balls!!!”
Midded by Miljol July 21, 2020