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microcum
a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men
yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!
microcum by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020
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Microcunt
John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Microcunt by Duke Banger February 24, 2011
Microcuck
verb.
When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018
Microcomputer
Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.
Microcomputer by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017
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