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microcum

Noun/mi-cro-cum/latin derivative
The minute amount of male/female/they ejaculate that is achieved through quaint stimulation. Anything over 1 cubic millilitre does not qualify.
ex: "Oh my god Becky, i got too excited during quidditch, does my nimbus 2000 smell like microcum?"
by Macrocum August 25, 2018
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microcum

a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men
yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!
by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020
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Microcunt

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.
John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
by Duke Banger February 24, 2011
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Microcuck

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.
by Buttercastle April 18, 2018
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Microcunt

When someone isn't quite a Cuntasaurus but has many tendencies of said Cuntasaurus. Also someone that micro manages ever so slightly and/or a combo of both.
Man, Brian is being such a microcunt today, wont stop leaving me notes.
by JonRoDah October 4, 2019
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Microcunt

A short person that is also a cunt.
Lindsey is a total microcunt for using Gaaavin.
by Myperfectme July 20, 2021
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Microcomputer

A small computer that contains a microprocessor as it's central processor.
Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.
by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017
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