microcum 

Noun/mi-cro-cum/latin derivative
The minute amount of male/female/they ejaculate that is achieved through quaint stimulation. Anything over 1 cubic millilitre does not qualify.

ex: "Oh my god Becky, i got too excited during quidditch, does my nimbus 2000 smell like microcum?"

microcum by Macrocum August 25, 2018

microcum 

a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men

yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!

microcum by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020

Microcunt 

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

Microcunt by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

Microcuck 

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.

John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.

Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018

Microcunt 

When someone isn't quite a Cuntasaurus but has many tendencies of said Cuntasaurus. Also someone that micro manages ever so slightly and/or a combo of both.

Man, Brian is being such a microcunt today, wont stop leaving me notes.

Microcunt by JonRoDah October 4, 2019

Microcunt 

A short person that is also a cunt.

Lindsey is a total microcunt for using Gaaavin.

Microcunt by Myperfectme July 20, 2021

Microcomputer 

A small computer that contains a microprocessor as it's central processor.

Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.

Microcomputer by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017