Definitions by Macrocum

microcum 

Noun/mi-cro-cum/latin derivative
The minute amount of male/female/they ejaculate that is achieved through quaint stimulation. Anything over 1 cubic millilitre does not qualify.

ex: "Oh my god Becky, i got too excited during quidditch, does my nimbus 2000 smell like microcum?"

microcum by Macrocum August 25, 2018