mickerson 

tall, spiky hair, probably has a ps3 n plays c.o.d black ops ruthlessly.... he will normally have a pet, most probably a cat named jonty, he responds to names such as mick mick, mickerson, micky durnam and the occasional jayco micky durnam......he can get savage alot if you annoy him or piss him off..........and be warned he may skull a hole bottle of red smirnoff and pass out in a garden, sleeping on his own spew

person: hey dude theres this guy on cod that is ruthlessly owning me.
person2: duuuuuude you must be versing the MICKERSON!! he only plays cod apparently its the love of his life.

example 2
person1: duuude someone passed out in my garden hes laying on his own spew? would you know who he is?

person2: duuude he must have got mickerson last nite

example3
vetinary: we have a cat in surgery he got his paw stuck in a sliding door.
vetinary2: duuude he must be mickerson's cat jonty

mickerson by Mickerson_1 November 29, 2011

mackenson 

a beautiful haitian or human being

Damn, Mackenson looking good

mackenson by Mack954 April 11, 2016

meredith mickleson 

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

meredith mickleson by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017

Simon Dickerson 

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.

Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson

Simon Dickerson by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018

Dickerson Middle School 

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"

Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

Dickerson Middle School by Sad student at dickerson February 19, 2012

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

The Dickerson Effect 

The sobering effect of hanging out with someone who is way drunker than you, bringing your buzz down in comparison to theirs

We were all drinking and having a great time until Mike showed up at the party 10 tequila shots in, no one felt quite as drunk anymore. That's the Dickerson Effect, man.

The Dickerson Effect by lartheloser May 8, 2015