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michael jordan's by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003
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Michael Jordan's left shoe
Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
Michael Jordan's left shoe by KingofStuffedAnimals June 12, 2020
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Michael Jordan Syndrome
Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
Michael Jordan Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013
Michael Jordan Syndrome
A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
Michael Jordan Syndrome by truthtellernumber1001 May 31, 2014
Michael Jordan Skirge
When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
Michael Jordan Skirge by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>
Michael Jordans
Michael Jordans by Perry April 7, 2004
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