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Michado is good looking kid that has all the girls and punks out mello alot. Michado likes gaming,basket ball and football. He has a friend named cameron with a big ass head to. I'm talking big ass fuck.
My friend is Michado
michado by Michado May 1, 2019
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An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands
ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.
Machado by Kiwigodboyman January 11, 2009
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crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me
crusty machado by lohan6 April 9, 2010

michałowa

An iconic character of Polish series "Ranczo".
- What is your favorite character in "Ranczo"?
- Michałowa!
michałowa by 921731237 May 27, 2021

Derek Machado 

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.
That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.
Derek Machado by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019
Half man, half wookiee, half nose
Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.
Machado by Keziban December 29, 2012
Some shit you call you're friends cause they dont know what it means.
A: Yooo
B: YAAAOOO BRAAA
A: YOOOO UR A FN MUCHADO BRO
B: NAH IM NOT A MUCHADO
A: NAHHHH U R BRA TRUST ME BRA U MUCHADO YO
Muchado by Grega Gee January 31, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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