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An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands
ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.
Machado by Kiwigodboyman January 11, 2009
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crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me
crusty machado by lohan6 April 9, 2010

michałowa

An iconic character of Polish series "Ranczo".
- What is your favorite character in "Ranczo"?
- Michałowa!
michałowa by 921731237 May 27, 2021

Derek Machado 

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.
That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.
Derek Machado by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019
Half man, half wookiee, half nose
Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.
Machado by Keziban December 29, 2012
Some shit you call you're friends cause they dont know what it means.
A: Yooo
B: YAAAOOO BRAAA
A: YOOOO UR A FN MUCHADO BRO
B: NAH IM NOT A MUCHADO
A: NAHHHH U R BRA TRUST ME BRA U MUCHADO YO
Muchado by Grega Gee January 31, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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