Maughaning is an art form, similar to planking, which is taking the north-east of England by storm. It involves posing infront of two random people who are getting off with each other, and then having a picture taken. In order to successfully complete the 'Maughan' the person has to have an over exaggerated smile on their face and have both thumbs up.
"We were 'Maughaning' in 4 different clubs last night and ended up inprison - lol"
laughing that doesn't come from joy or humor, but rather from overwhelming stress and/or severe trauma (psychologically an physically). People may experience this sour form of laughter or "maughter" when:
1. The written exam they're about to take is their last shot to pass a class and they can't answer a single question on it
2. They found out that a close family member has just died and they still haven't fully come to terms with it
As Doctor Wong forcibly realigned Jimmy's fractured arm, Jimmy began maughing and flailing his legs uncontrollably, which prompted nurses to rush into the room and hold him down until the procedure was done. Afterwards the nurses consoled the teen (who was now in tears and exhausted from all the flailing) and held up his arm while Dr. Wong could carefully wrap a cast on it.
A lanky four-eyed c*nt who has been convicted of multiple crimes such as being drunk and disorderly while teaching and smoking in a public place. He was only allowed to stay teaching at bassaleg school because it's run by an ugly a$$ Sid look-a-like from the movie ice age (AKA ms lamb). Mr Maughan is less commonly known for his links to the kkk. He attends daily kkk meetings with his adopted daughter to teach her about the valuable lessons of gang rape.
"Mr Maughan?" "Yes, that teacher who pounded the jihadi supply behind drama block"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!