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went to maugham 

"i totally went to maugham last night!"
"omg really?"
"yeahhh mannn it was sickk"

Maughaning 

Maughaning is an art form, similar to planking, which is taking the north-east of England by storm. It involves posing infront of two random people who are getting off with each other, and then having a picture taken. In order to successfully complete the 'Maughan' the person has to have an over exaggerated smile on their face and have both thumbs up.
"We were 'Maughaning' in 4 different clubs last night and ended up in prison - lol"
Mausham is the type of male with a penis the size of at least 3 inches long. He is a very touchy guy who touches anything even if its another male. Mausham is gay.
"Have you seen Mausham lately"
"Are you talking about the gay kid"?
"Yep"
Mausham is very gay when he moans.
Mausham by Sledgey108_ November 29, 2021

Mr Maughan

A lanky four-eyed c*nt who has been convicted of multiple crimes such as being drunk and disorderly while teaching and smoking in a public place. He was only allowed to stay teaching at bassaleg school because it's run by an ugly a$$ Sid look-a-like from the movie ice age (AKA ms lamb). Mr Maughan is less commonly known for his links to the kkk. He attends daily kkk meetings with his adopted daughter to teach her about the valuable lessons of gang rape.
"Mr Maughan?" "Yes, that teacher who pounded the jihadi supply behind drama block"
Mr Maughan by Jeff Hobbson February 27, 2020
The gayest man alive who always has sex with Blake watching midget gay nugget porn
Mausham And Blake are having sex again while watch gay midget nugget porn
Mausham by CummingInYourPants November 29, 2021
the definition of somebody who's head and hair look like a cross between a pineapple and coconut
Dude, that mangham just asked me out. I feel degraded
mangham by EMOsn1p3r December 9, 2008