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W. Somerset Maugham. Remarkable playwright, author, and world traveler. Excellent narrator. Must have registered the features of every human being he ever encountered. Rather fatalistic.
W. Somerset Maugham rather likes to see his characters suffer. At least one of them. Not in every writing, but there is a reaccuring theme.
maugham by Pete Young October 6, 2005
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went to maugham 

doing something scandalous at an elementary school.
"i totally went to maugham last night!"
"omg really?"
"yeahhh mannn it was sickk"

Maughaning 

Maughaning is an art form, similar to planking, which is taking the north-east of England by storm. It involves posing infront of two random people who are getting off with each other, and then having a picture taken. In order to successfully complete the 'Maughan' the person has to have an over exaggerated smile on their face and have both thumbs up.
"We were 'Maughaning' in 4 different clubs last night and ended up in prison - lol"
Mausham is the type of male with a penis the size of at least 3 inches long. He is a very touchy guy who touches anything even if its another male. Mausham is gay.
"Have you seen Mausham lately"
"Are you talking about the gay kid"?
"Yep"
Mausham is very gay when he moans.
Mausham by Sledgey108_ November 29, 2021

Mr Maughan

A lanky four-eyed c*nt who has been convicted of multiple crimes such as being drunk and disorderly while teaching and smoking in a public place. He was only allowed to stay teaching at bassaleg school because it's run by an ugly a$$ Sid look-a-like from the movie ice age (AKA ms lamb). Mr Maughan is less commonly known for his links to the kkk. He attends daily kkk meetings with his adopted daughter to teach her about the valuable lessons of gang rape.
"Mr Maughan?" "Yes, that teacher who pounded the jihadi supply behind drama block"
Mr Maughan by Jeff Hobbson February 27, 2020
The gayest man alive who always has sex with Blake watching midget gay nugget porn
Mausham And Blake are having sex again while watch gay midget nugget porn
Mausham by CummingInYourPants November 29, 2021
the definition of somebody who's head and hair look like a cross between a pineapple and coconut
Dude, that mangham just asked me out. I feel degraded
mangham by EMOsn1p3r December 9, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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