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McNaughty 

Friction burn on the penis from excessive masturbation in a public restroom.
Man, that chick I was stalking was so hot I gave myself a McNaughty
McNaughty by Stapleface December 9, 2004

hottie mcnaughty 

someone who is extremly good looking; or bangable.
hottie mcnaughty by keithkid June 19, 2008

sprouts mcnaughty 

When Bean is bad she is Sprouts McNaughty.
Sprouts McNaughty stop cutting my precious artwork up!!!!!

McNaughty  

handcuff to bed while getting butt plundered naughty. cant stop wont stop never ever let it drop.
jeff deluca gets McNaughty with mike lisi's mother
McNaughty by mike hunt is sore December 14, 2006

stud mcnaughty 

Is the act of being in a three way and performing a Alabama Hot Pocket while also performing a Nevada Hot Pocket at the same time!
I heard Gina, Stud, Karen got real Kinky and pulled off a Stud McNaughty!
stud mcnaughty by Le Sex Ferguson September 29, 2020

snotty mcnaughty 

When you are getting head and about to bust, pull out but up the bitches nose and then yell "Snotty McNaughty"
I was getting head from this fine ass hoe and I was about to cum and I butted up her nose and yelled Snotty McNaughty
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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