mexi-can't 

A failure at life, a mexican fence-jumper.

Andrew Sainz is a mexi-can't.

mexi-can't by Rick James, BITCH..! August 1, 2009

mexican't 

A pessimistic Mexican.

Come on Jose, you can jump that hurdle, don't be such a mexican't

mexican't by molten February 2, 2006

mexican't 

A person of Mexican descent who does display characteristics typical of his or her cultural background. Examples include:
* not speaking any Spanish
* never having viewed a brick of pot
* does not live with at least 4 extended family members
* does not wear hoops (female)
* hates Selena
* no mustache (male or female)
* Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim or anything not related to Catholicism
* hates tequila, corona and jumping castles
* thinks Jessica Alba is a real Latina
* has no idea who Pancho Villa is
* says Pan-cho Vill-ah
* hates futbol (gooooooooooal)

Man, Maria-Elena is such a Mexican't, she doesn't even draw her eyebrows on!!!

mexican't by Raquel Miranda May 16, 2008

Mexican't 

A lazy Mexican

Santigo is no Mexican. He's so lazy he's a Mexican't.

Mexican't by ThisIsJoe October 30, 2010

Mexican T-shirt 

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

Mexican T-shirt by dankrab March 22, 2008

mexican't 

Derogatory word for a Mexican living in Southern California.
Usually referencing how a Mexican ('t) do anything.

Get out of the way, Mexican't drive!
Mexican't speak English!

mexican't by sellama June 11, 2009

Mexican't Food

The feeling to go out with your friends for Mexican food, yet not want to eat anything there.

Steve : Dude, just order a taco or something. I'll buy.

Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.

Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.

Mexican't Food by Could+Be+Racist September 14, 2010