METTLER

A person to blame shit on.

Mettler did it.

METTLER by Doge drink bleach July 17, 2018

Crooked Mettler 

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

Crooked Mettler by Thunder April 6, 2005

Lucy Mettler 

A Lucy Mettler is a preppy, South Carolinian. That sounds kinda shallow and you might think of Lucy Mettler as a basic, blonde stereotype but she is so much more! She is a total bitch that you can have the best convo with, she'll give you advice and make you feel like absolute shit after but you'll get clarity. When you think of Lucy, you think of a basic shit with no sense of music and only wears brandy but she has the best possible music taste. It goes from edgy and dark to wasn't this in a musical once? She's preppy in the best way and looks good in whatever she wears. You may be intimidated at first but once you break through the pretty and bitchy front, you'll see that she's the sweetest person who HAS VALID OPINIONS AND MAKES PEOPLE MAD BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND HAS A PERSONALITY COUGH COUGH. She might not always be the loudest in the room, but her presence is always known. Hoes be mad cuz she be giving them competition, like yeah she's got a better personality than you stfu. If you have a Lucy Mettler in your life, make sure to appreciate how sweet, insightful, and crazy she is. And take in the man cologne she wears cuz that shit is good as. Lucy Mettler is someone you want to know and want to have as your friend so be grateful always! #foenem

"Who's that goddess over there?!"
"Lucy Mettler!"

Lucy Mettler by Laur H June 12, 2021

mettle 

Ability to persevere despite obstacles...usually performed with class or grace.

Cambria showed her mettle when the bowling alley dude informed her that the metal roller business was broken.

mettle by jd33_33 November 11, 2012

Jan Metternich 

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.

Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."

Jan Metternich by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020

mettle 

the ability or driving force of an individual to persevere when they think they can't go any farther.

man, I was about to throw it in during that last round, but then I got a huge dose of mettle.

mettle by p!ss3d 0Ff Ho++ Sh!T March 6, 2009

Bryce Metzler 

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!

Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd

Bryce Metzler by Bamster14 March 23, 2009