mettamatt

The discharge of an infected asshole.

I'm gonna mettamatt all over your face, bro.

Duncan, you're mettamatting on this relationship.

mettamatt by topkecleon May 6, 2015

Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamatics 

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.

Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.

Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011

Metamate 

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again

We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.

Metamate by Shrepped February 15, 2022

metamasturbation 

When you masturbate to a porno within a porno.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.

Creeper 1: Dude, did you watch Ass Adventure IV yet?
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.

metamasturbation by St.Grizzly May 18, 2011

Metamates 

What Facebook employees are unofficially being called by fellow geeks, as “the Zuck” shift their attention to the Metaverse or to the world of virtual reality (VR).

Math geeks who are bewitched or mesmerized by what the Metaverse could offer the physical world in coming years or decades have a very high chance of being recruited as Metamates.

Metamates by Fasters June 14, 2022

muttagatta 

The sweet beauty,

The sweet girl

The good Doggo
The best doggo
The mystical magical doggo

The best doggo to ever live

Hey muttagatta, you’re such a sweet little muttagatta beauty.

We love you muttagatta xxx

muttagatta by The real muttagatta October 12, 2019