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Metamate 

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again
We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.
Metamate by Shrepped February 15, 2022

metamasturbation 

When you masturbate to a porno within a porno.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.
Creeper 1: Dude, did you watch Ass Adventure IV yet?
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.

Metamates 

What Facebook employees are unofficially being called by fellow geeks, as “the Zuck” shift their attention to the Metaverse or to the world of virtual reality (VR).
Math geeks who are bewitched or mesmerized by what the Metaverse could offer the physical world in coming years or decades have a very high chance of being recruited as Metamates.
Metamates by Fasters June 14, 2022

Metamate 

Also known as: "PersonthatwilltaketheblamewhenIfailMate"

Term used by Zuckerberg to create a culture of brainwashing in the Facebook Staff to put the company's profitability above their own wellbeing with concept of "Meta, Metamates, Me"
"Asking for paid time off? That's not living in the future Metamate."

"Why aren't you pushing your metamates harder and getting them to work unpaid overtime?"
Metamate by VeekayTehsu February 16, 2022

Metamate 

The act of using the meta logo as cock and ball ring, then mastrubate to zuck's photo
Metamate vrb in a sentence,: Zuck! Stop metamating! The fucking ship is sinking
Metamate by Facebook employee February 15, 2022

Metamate 

Someone who somehow got into Meta by luck, but spends all day online trying to troll his employer.
Jack could do some real work that day, but he decided to be metamate
Metamate by metamore February 21, 2022