The epitome of a loser. Literally the sorriest example for sports fans everywhere. These sad sacks will root for a big market
baseball team in the biggest city in the country and will watch them lose every
game they play. Most Mets fans also follow the other two loser teams of New York (Knicks/Jets) and also let those teams walk over them as well. They may call themselves "loyal and true New Yorkers" when really, they are just sad, middle-aged alcoholics with constant
dry spells. When you tell a Mets fan "Mets" stands for "My Entire Team Sucks" they will surely deny it, then proceed to
run and hide like the man-babies that they are. If that doesn't
work, they will then try to bring up the argument that
Yankee fans only bring up the past and never actually talk about the present, when Mets fans neither have a past, nor a present to be happy about.
They will also claim that the Yankees (their crosstown rival) are fake New Yorkers, but don't listen to them. Most of them failed
history in high
school. The Yankees have won New York's heart first and will always be New York's team, and the Mets will continue to be the whiny little brother who is always jealous. They are so
annoying that even their own mascot flipped them off. That's a fact.
Another fun fact: Mets fans are 10x more likely to be cucked than any other fan of an MLB team
Mets fan #1: "Ha! the Yankees booed Giancarlo Stanton! What a stupid, classless fanbase! Worst in
baseball! LFGM!"
Mets fan #2: "Yeah but didn't we just
boo Edwin Diaz the other night?"
Mets fan #3: "Oh... But that was different"
