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A person who likes to suffer while watching sports and who can watch the first 7 innings feeling so good only to have that feeling ripped out of their heart and crapped on. Chances are watching baseball in august and september is a waste of time.
Who is that sobbing loser in the corner with blue and orange paint running down his face?" "Thats a Mets Fan.
by Tymo1991 May 27, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A mental illness frequently suffered by baseball fans from Brooklyn and Queens, NY.

Symptoms include draping oneself in blue and orange, having delusions of winning the world series and the most frequent and dangerous symptom, choking in the month of September.
I guess that Mets fan is too retarded to figure out his team will never win.
by ekt8750 June 05, 2009
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a die-hard baseball fan who is used to losing, especially against the Yankees. Thier team made it to the world series four times, but thier record is 2-2
Hey, im a mets fan. Im used to it.
by nick March 14, 2005
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A fan of the baseball team The New York Metropolitans, who are usually the most dedicated fans in all of New York. Those who put up with the losing seasons are the best fans of all, and all Yankee fans can go and blow George Steinbrenner.
All Mets fans are true to the orange and blue, and Yankee fans buy overpriced hotdogs.
by Lee N Senaldruin May 20, 2006
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The epitome of a loser. Literally the sorriest example for sports fans everywhere. These sad sacks will root for a big market baseball team in the biggest city in the country and will watch them lose every game they play. Most Mets fans also follow the other two loser teams of New York (Knicks/Jets) and also let those teams walk over them as well. They may call themselves "loyal and true New Yorkers" when really, they are just sad, middle-aged alcoholics with constant dry spells. When you tell a Mets fan "Mets" stands for "My Entire Team Sucks" they will surely deny it, then proceed to run and hide like the man-babies that they are. If that doesn't work, they will then try to bring up the argument that Yankee fans only bring up the past and never actually talk about the present, when Mets fans neither have a past, nor a present to be happy about.

They will also claim that the Yankees (their crosstown rival) are fake New Yorkers, but don't listen to them. Most of them failed history in high school. The Yankees have won New York's heart first and will always be New York's team, and the Mets will continue to be the whiny little brother who is always jealous. They are so annoying that even their own mascot flipped them off. That's a fact.

Another fun fact: Mets fans are 10x more likely to be cucked than any other fan of an MLB team
Mets fan #1: "Ha! the Yankees booed Giancarlo Stanton! What a stupid, classless fanbase! Worst in baseball! LFGM!"

Mets fan #2: "Yeah but didn't we just boo Edwin Diaz the other night?"

Mets fan #3: "Oh... But that was different"
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People that need to stop obsessing over soprts(it's cool u like sports but some go overboard) and need to get laid.
by idk who August 13, 2006
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