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a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload

Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.

metric shit-ton by bballbro222 March 13, 2011

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metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

metric shit-ton by seang February 8, 2013

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metric shit ton

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.

"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."

metric shit ton by pinano July 9, 2004

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metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

metric shit ton by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

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metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

metric shit ton by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

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metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

metric shit ton by the_steve June 29, 2005

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Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

Metric shit ton by berbebad February 13, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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