seang's definitions

mud brick

A poop. Usually a human poop.

"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."

by SeanG October 11, 2006

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 11, 2007

flip your duracells

To change your negative attitude and outlook into a positive one.

<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O

by SeanG June 20, 2007

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

oaky

Something that's cool, copasetic, agreeable, and worthy of thanks.

Comes from a misspelling of "Okay!"

Jel: "Hey Steve, I have an idea!"
Steve: "What??"
Jel: "What do you say, for your birthday, we go to Space Camp? My treat!"
Steve: "Wow! Oaky! Thanks!"

by SeanG July 15, 2007

take wig

To escape, or abscond with something. From the television show Arrested Development.

Anyong: "Hey, look what I found on windowsill! Just hat; someone take wig!"
Narrator: "In fact, it was George Sr. who 'took wig,' and was fleeing the country with the evidence that Michael so badly needed."

by SeanG November 18, 2006

hand candy

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

by SeanG July 29, 2007