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methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

Methican 

Adj. To describe a Hispanic American under the influence if Methamphetamine.
Watch out Jose has turned into a Methican, and is now tearing apart the toaster.

Jimmy was hanging out with the Methicans down the street
Methican by PsychoMike April 4, 2008

Crystal Methican 

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.
"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"
Crystal Methican by numpy October 17, 2013

Methican Americans 

The politlically correct name for the group of people better known as tweakers
Bobby over there is one of the well known Methican Americans he tweaks 24/7
Methican Americans by jus_smh August 21, 2017

Methican 

That methican stole my bike.
Methican by Immakook October 22, 2015

Methicant 

A methicant is of Mexican American origins. Although, he lives mainly around Caucasians and was born and raised in America he has such a thick Mexican accent you could confuse him with a Mexican that just arrived to America from a van. A methicant wants everybody to know and witness his thug life and thug mentality. Yet, lives with his homie at his homies' moms house on the block. The methicant never has his own whip yet is always driving a borrowed one, usually from a white girl with a meth problem. The methicant never has actual money. He prefers to use the tried and true old school bartering system. The methicant's only wear for trade is horribly stomped on Crystal methamphetamine, better known as, "nope dope." He calls all the women he encounters, "mija", although really it only means girl because he is of Mexican descent it steals puddle sluts hearts worldwide. The methicant is widely known for either serving bunk ass amphetamine, or serving nothing but taking money nonetheless. He is below average in height but makes up for it with a big bark. Although the methicant is virtually harmless, don't leave your checks, credit/debit cards, anything a pawn shop would take, collectible coins, or your girl in his reach. It's the way of the methicant to take them all as his own.
I can't believe you let that little methicant run with your money!!!
Methicant by Beautiful chaos September 21, 2016