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metewhore 

1. A negative term for someone who is obsesed with astronomy/celestial bodies; an astronomer.
2. A negative term for a female astronomer, derived from "meteor", being and aspect of astronomy, and "whore", being a prostitute.
1. "Hey, didja here that Peter is takin that new astronomy elective?"
"What a fucking metewhore"
2. "Dr. Jane thinks she is hot shit just cause she can map a star cluster. That
metewhore really gets on the nerves of us men."
metewhore by Dr. Kyle April 20, 2006
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metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.
A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.
metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009
Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.
Fred: u mad? u mad? u mad?
Sally: shut up.
Fred: ahahaha so you are mad!
Sally: .....
Fred: fake and gay
Sally: you're such a memewhore.
Fred: u mad?
memewhore by HikariShimizu April 25, 2011
Word of the Day on April 25, 2017

Metawhorephosis 

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
Metawhorephosis by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009

Megawhore 

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.
Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.
Megawhore by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019
When you think that everything should be about YOU
Johnny is such a mewhore - he is mad that he isn't in my honeymoon photos"
mewhore by Johnny Petillo March 21, 2003
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