8 definitions by tom beotch!

catsket

a casket for a dead fenline, a cat casket

Joe: So your cat died?
Tom: Yeah, she was great so im gonna get her a really nice mahogany catsket.
Joe: Thats good.

by tom beotch! January 11, 2007

fall out boy

(n) the shitiest band to ever live. they are not the pride and joy of Ilinios but are acctually the scum of Ilinios. we all(us Iliniosians) all agree the suc and should go cut themselves along with all there fans. a.k.a. possers and fags

Emo Kid: I love you fall out boy!!!!!You have the best music ever!
Cool Kid: What are u talking about the dont make music the make shit fall out of amps!
Emo Kid:*depression*
Cool Kid: What a queer(he procedes to kick the living shit out of him)

by tom beotch! December 6, 2006

Hobosexual

A homosexual hodo, or someone gay for a hobo

Jerry: Ehh! those to hobosexuals are haveing butt sex it that Garbage can!
Tom: What a fucking disgrace

by tom beotch! December 27, 2006

metawhore

when you compare somthing to a whore

Tom: That girl is so whorish she would do jeffery!
Micheal: Nice metawhore
Tom: thanks

by tom beotch! May 10, 2007

wtf whore

a girl that likes really sexually stuff(wtf= what the fuck)

chaz: that wtf whore tried to bite my dick!

tom: bitch!

by tom beotch! November 28, 2006

skraper

A person that is a mix between a skater and a hip hop fan.

Tom: Look at all those skrapers over there.
Chuck: Lets go chill with them!
Tom: Word up.

by tom beotch! May 10, 2007

girthquake

an earthquake or tremor caused by the walking jumping or just general motion cause by a fat person

tom: oh my gosh no! here comes jeffery johnson its gonna be a 10.0 girthquake

bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!

by tom beotch! November 30, 2006