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Shit Metal 

The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"

Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."

Shit Metal = Non-existent
Shit Metal by iEatRapShitForBreakfast February 18, 2009

shit-metal

A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
shit-metal by Dio in English May 10, 2008

bull metal bull shit 

Used to express aggravation while scrap metaling, driving, talking, or running away from guys on private property. Could also be said as bull cop bull shit when running from cops, or seeing cops on the road.
Alex: Man this is bull metal bull shit Austin!

Austin: Oh shit cops!

Alex: Fuck this bull cop bull shit.
bull metal bull shit by LaurelJay December 18, 2008

shit metal 

insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit
man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal

Metal Shitting 

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory
Just got done with some metal shitting.
Metal Shitting by King Glizzy April 4, 2021

Shit Meal 

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.
1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.
Shit Meal by Barnanaman July 19, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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