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Shit Metal 

The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"

Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."

Shit Metal = Non-existent

shit-metal

A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
shit-metal by Dio in English May 10, 2008

bull metal bull shit 

Used to express aggravation while scrap metaling, driving, talking, or running away from guys on private property. Could also be said as bull cop bull shit when running from cops, or seeing cops on the road.
Alex: Man this is bull metal bull shit Austin!

Austin: Oh shit cops!

Alex: Fuck this bull cop bull shit.
bull metal bull shit by LaurelJay December 18, 2008

shit metal 

insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit
man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal

Metal Shitting 

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory
Just got done with some metal shitting.
Metal Shitting by King Glizzy April 4, 2021

Shit Meal 

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.
1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.
Shit Meal by Barnanaman July 19, 2024