metal shit

A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song
I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements
by Dandal202 December 26, 2015
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scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet
guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though
by Dandal202 May 01, 2016
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