shit-metal

A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.

Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...

shit-metal by Dio in English May 10, 2008

Shit Metal 

The guy above me.

Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"

Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."

Shit Metal = Non-existent

Shit Metal by iEatRapShitForBreakfast February 18, 2009

shit metal 

insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit

man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal

shit metal by metal sucks and is gay December 8, 2007

metal shit 

A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song

I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements

metal shit by Dandal202 April 4, 2016

bull metal bull shit 

Used to express aggravation while scrap metaling, driving, talking, or running away from guys on private property. Could also be said as bull cop bull shit when running from cops, or seeing cops on the road.

Alex: Man this is bull metal bull shit Austin!

Austin: Oh shit cops!

Alex: Fuck this bull cop bull shit.

bull metal bull shit by LaurelJay December 18, 2008

Shit Meal 

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

Shit Meal by Barnanaman July 19, 2024

shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

shit your meal by mejinkel January 19, 2009