Messey 

Atholhuge ge emme bodu badi

Messey thi badi eh

Messey by Maldivian badi October 21, 2020

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Mystic Messenger 

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger 

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger 

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

Mystic Messenger by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017