messershit

Early jet-propelled aircraft built by the ass nazi forces.

"During World War II, German engineers developed some of the world's first jet fighters. Among these was the messershit ME-262."

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

Messerschmitt bf109

The Messerschmitt Bf 109(or Me 109) was a WW2 single engined fighter designed by Willy Messerschmitt and built mainly by Bayerische Flugzeugwerke. It was widely considered the Luftwaffe equivalent to the RAF Spitfire. Although widely derided nowadays as being difficult to fly, poor performing, and aerodynamically unrefined; the Me 109 was still the preferred mount of most of Germany's aces, including Erich Hartmann -the highest scoring ace of all time, with 352 kills. The 109 was first used in the Spanish civil war and served throughout all of WW2, with derivatives being built postwar in Spain and Czechoslovakia. With roughly 33,000 of the countless versions built, the Me 109 was one of the most produced aircraft of all time.

Don't know what a Messerschmitt bf109 looks like? Go watch the movie "Battle of Britain," The bad guys are flying spanish-built versions of the 109. The planes in the movie however, have Rolls-Royce instead of Daimler(Mercedes)engines, and so have pointier noses.

The first fighters of the Israeli Air Force were czech-built Messerschmitts.

by gooberliberation December 19, 2005

Membershit

A membership to something that you don't really care about.

Finally! My membershit expires to Highlights magazine!

by TheSuper June 15, 2010

mastershit

the ultimate shit. You have been constipated for days, then out of nowhere your body tells you its time to sit on the pot. Agonizingly for up to what could be as long as 3 hours the MASTERSHIT is delivered.

I need a Mastershit I reckon
I am delivering the Mastershit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MASTERSHIT
I have delivered the Mastershit
(other person) Jeezus baby, have you smelled the John? Has someone become Lord of the Mastershit recently?

by djbladdered March 13, 2009

Messerschmitt bf109

A sweet ass WWII German Fighter plane.

That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.

The messerschmitt bf109 is a sweet looking plane

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Messersmith

Is really adorable, musically talented. Loves Minnesota. Lovable but married, always married. Funny, attractive. They are nerdy but sexy.

Sophie: Hey want to go see Jeremy Messersmith?
Sofia: I was going to get married, but sure

by Sophfiae December 29, 2011

Mastershitter

A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously.

Ramsey you mastershitter, are you pooperbating again?

I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.

by HeWhoRoams March 24, 2009