Membershit 

A membership to something that you don't really care about.

Finally! My membershit expires to Highlights magazine!

Membershit by TheSuper June 15, 2010

gold membership trolling 

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

gold membership trolling by The Real Driller March 31, 2020

mile high club membership 

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

mile high club membership by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

The Membership

A term used by friends in the gay community who are living with HIV. Refers to any HIV positive person.

She is always coming home with her cream pie dripping, it's no surprise that she has the membership.

So embarrassing! My doctor at the Membership Clinic was also at the Sir Loin naked fetish party night last tuesday.

The Membership by Bigbadboyblue December 10, 2010

Brown Membership

Masheen

Sean Stockwell blowjob masheen Brown Membership

Brown Membership by bigmacniggadickcheese January 2, 2022

Do you have a membership?? 

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

Do you have a membership?? by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022

memership 

exclusive relationship defined by swapping the spiciest of memes with another.

bertha: hey james?...
james: yea bertha?
bertha: would you... would you be interested in a memership with me?
james: totally babe. you're quite the meme queen after all...
bertha: OMG BABE. I LOVE YOUUUUU

memership by beawncah July 14, 2019