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Mess'in is when you make fun of someone or something for a tragic event that has happened or is happening in their life, but you're not being mean or a jerk because you're just Mess'in. HaHa (;
Karen: "What,s up bruh?" Bruh: "My Grandam just died yesterday. ):" Karen: "Wooah! Yeah, I hear about that, she wracked her car and she flew out of the windshield. Then she got impaled on a mailbox, also someone accidentally ran over the mailbox she was on. Gruesome but hella cool." Bruh: "Karen, what the HELL!" Karen: "I'm just mess'in."

mess in a dress 

a tranny wearing a prom dress at the mall; looking like shit when u go to the club; being a slut
Gurl y r u wearing old navy thongs to the club?!!?! ur a mess in a dress!
mess in a dress by Waltizzle!!! April 8, 2010

mess in my rump 

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'
just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
mess in my rump by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

Shit in his Mess Kit 

Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
Shit in his Mess Kit by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008

messing with 

Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.
messing with by Consultajf December 14, 2008

messing up 

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting
"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."
messing up by loredaj March 30, 2010

Messinikka 

A youtuber that is known for videos like "dares with Hazaangy" or "12 days of christmas on a budget"
Hey whatsup guys and gals its MESSINIKKA here and today....
Messinikka by Aid_Gre May 4, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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