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merpNderp 

When a situation seems like merp, but ends up being derp.

Disappointment.
You end up pulling some quality cheek.
"merp"

She ends up having a penis.
"derp"

Hence, merpNderp.
merpNderp by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012
Often nicknamed Meinie (pronounced My-knee)
Thinks that he is very musically talented. Has excess amounts of body hair, especially on the legs. Fond of John Mayer. Wishes he was John Mayer, or at least played the guitar like him. Wishes he could date John Mayer. Likely to have a girlfriend with an Irish name. Likely to live in a place that starts with G or M. Has trouble hearing and remembering basic things, but knows the answers to the most random questions you can think of.
girl: omgg. your guitar playing is soo ah-mazzing. i'm in love with you forever.
Meindert: yes, it is. and of course you are. I'm Meinie.

girl: this one time i was camping and i wa-
Meindert: do you know the first thing said on the radio? I do.
girl: ehh, no.. as i was saying i was doi-
Meindert: It was Mary had a little lamb. hah. i win.
Meindert by TheBlondeGirllfriend April 13, 2009
This is a merminder that you have an appointment for a root canal after work.
Merminder by thenahas0527 March 25, 2016
Mooie vrouw
Wow, Merinde is a beautiful woman
merinde by ❥ ❁ November 3, 2019
The most intelligent, stylish, hard working and witty person you will ever want to know. He will kick your ass while reciting various alphabets in 8 different languages. Yea, he can multitask the hell out of anything. He never stops giving; He is Christmas. He does everything well and he does it with style in spades. He is the fucking master of power point and excel. He has seen more of the world than you have and he is going to do more with his life than most people can ever dream about doing with all the time they spend not doing anything. He is the most loyal and caring guy you will ever know.
Murinder is known for his hard work and determination in anything he does. The name itself is unique!
Murinder by Murinder November 21, 2021
The most intelligent, stylish and witty person you will ever want to know. He will kick your ass while reciting various alphabets in 8 different languages. Yea, he can multitask the hell out of anything. He never stops giving; he is Christmas. He does everything well and he does it with style in spades. He is the fucking master of power point and excel and multitasks well. He has seen more of the world than you have and he is going to do more with his life than most people can ever dream about doing with all the time they spend not doing shit. He is a real fucking jewel. One in a billion!
The best person for this task is Murinder!
Murinder by Blonde Jasmine November 23, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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