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Mercendes 

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates
Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.
Mercendes by iownnoobs December 14, 2008
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Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
A unique name for a girl who is very loyal, pretty, emotional, and maybe a little shy at times but don't be fooled she has one of the best relashions with everyone
Wow Mercedes is an amazing girl
(Friend) I know don't tell her I have a crush on her
(Me) me to
Mercedes by FireGold6026789 March 1, 2018
I love this girl she is my everything and I would do anything to keep her safe
Mercedes she I most cuties girl I have ever seen
Mercedes by Mercedes I love u October 3, 2016
Mercedes is a very, gorgeous, smart, intelligent, hilarious, loving, caring, pretty, beautiful and perfect girl. Mercedes is also very sexy
Jacob loves Mercedes so much
Mercedes by Hockey1403 April 12, 2017
Speechlessly Amazing Girl :)
''Did you see that Mercedes girl, yet? She's indescribable ''
Mercedes by Anonymous#101 July 30, 2012