mermire 

This is a creature that is a mermaid and a vampire.

Elivs: Hey, so where's that accent from?
Marygolightly: Romania
Elvis: Oh, are you from Transilvania; are you a vampire?
Marygolightly: No, I am from the seaside. I am a mermaid :))
Elvis: A mermire!

mermire by marygolightly June 13, 2005

merpire 

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

merpire by El-wy November 11, 2008

Mermiricorn 

A mythical creature that is half mermaid, half vampire, half unicorn, and extremely poor at math.

Emmy: Well poo, that "mermire" entry is from 2005 and we sit here thinking we had a revolutionary idea.
Seth: Okay, but has anybody invented a mermiricorn yet?

Mermiricorn by sradner November 22, 2016

Mermie 

The definition of whore, she always on twitter waiting for men

That Mermie over there surely has a lot of men, what's her deal?

Mermie by Johnnyboy24 March 14, 2025

Mermie 

Mermie stands for Male equivalent of rat made in Europe. This is Online slang that is popular on apps like twitter and tumblr in recent years. It's often used to describe whorish guys in Western Europe, some who pretend to be women online for clicks and ego fueling privileges. If u know where to look, they're often on twitter with fan pages of some of the greatest acts of our day. Make sure to call a Mermie every time you see one, as it is a compliment to them.

I see that Mermie over there all the time, he usually wreaks of sweat and axe spray and has oily hair...

Mermie by Johnnyboy24 March 21, 2025