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A derelict strand of herpies, originating from williamstown NJ.
I was told merpies was not contagious
Merpies by U are job March 17, 2017

traveling mercies 

A good wish for people who are traveling or journeying long distances.
As you take your journey today, may you have traveling mercies and arrive safely.
traveling mercies by EchoBravo December 13, 2016
A word used when one does not know what else to say. Often in an awkward situation or during a lull in a conversation.
Jerry: I like you too Marcy..as a friend.
Patty: Merples
Merples by little.blonde.one September 3, 2016
Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"
Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........
Merpism by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010
A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.
I got a merpie for when I should have another child.
merpie by jack23333 April 20, 2010
A disease contracted upon sharing bodily fluids with people named Meredith Monroe. Symptoms include pink eye, saying 'y'all' in excess, spontaneously reporting football statistics (specifically LSU), and eating lots of King's Cake and/or being obsessed with Southern cuisine and all things Texas.
Lullo has Merbies. Merbies was first contracted by a recruit named Travis. His current condition in unkown.
merbies by Schweaty Weiner January 11, 2009