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The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010
Related Words
Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.
"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."
Merling by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

MERINGFUL 

feeling happy and excited for what is coming
I FEEL REALLY MERINGFUL RIGHT NOW
MERINGFUL by KELLY BOI January 24, 2019

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

Meringuetaned 

Verb
Mē rán goo tæng ed

Loosing ones self to debaucherous lengths whereby one becomes obliterated to the space between meringue and orangutan.
‘Yerman was so meringuetaned last night he tried to drive the bus shelter home.’

“I got completely meringuetaned before the wedding, I slurred “Ivu” at her and then puked on the priest.”
Meringuetaned by Lord Edward February 20, 2021
Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.
*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!
Merking by Ducez March 31, 2012