When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others-
even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a
lie. Oh, and theres
always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering
(Original Story)
Hey
man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy
crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert
random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my
ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a
cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.