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A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.
"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"

"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"

"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."
Merble by arbjay November 29, 2012
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To Ramble, going on and on about nothing.
"Quit your Merbling or I'll drive this car right into oncoming traffic, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"
Merble by Robert Beickert December 3, 2004
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adjective - state of utter disarray or incoherence
I fucked her merbley eye'd.
merble by Reegan B. Schatler April 19, 2005
A man's penis hole. The place where pee exits a penis.
Last night I got bored so I threw my legs over my head and found out how many toothpicks I could fit into my merble.
Merble by KurtE August 11, 2006

Marble Mouth 

A person who talks like they have a mouth full of marbles
Wonder what Marble Mouth is going to try and say?
Marble Mouth by unstable bob June 30, 2017

Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym
Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019

marbleous 

An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.
The countertops in Karyn's kitchen are marbleous.
Michael renovated his entranceway and staircase, and they are marbleous.
Did you taste the cake at Eric's birthday party? It was marbleous.
marbleous by MikeInDC June 20, 2017