usually a blonde girl with brown eyes and a dazzling smile. she for some reason hates kangaROOs and who calls her friends redonculous nicknames and whos addicted to coffee. her favorite food is cheese puffs and for some reason likes to say no air. the only person that will drink milk at 1am and is da bomb.com as a friend. she wont hesitate to make u laugh and doesnt need to bat an eye when u ask if u want to talk cuz she will never let her friends go. she is so nice she wont even let down a sad potato and knows how to have a deep convo with her best friend (not) jose. she is beautifully perfect in almost nothing but thats what makes her amazing special and one of the best people to be around and you will never regret meeting one.
meod:man roo is such a monst meod: pees ouse no ouse
meod:wassup boo
meod:ouse gang 4 life
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!